About zyme : Prior Service USAF/SSgt with 9 years in; originally from NY.
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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
by jordyn173 / 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Teenagegirl / 03/26/2012 at 12:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Chey / 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by nazooer / 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm / United States / Health
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
by treehugger / 03/20/2012 at 5:47am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Austin Franklin / 03/18/2012 at 7:41am / United States / Love
by spermbankonlegs / 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
- Today, my brother, who I am babysitting, threatened to hit me with a screwdriver. It's one of those… Today, after having just got my car back from the mechanic I got stuck on the side of the freeway… Today, after struggling with Erectile dysfunction I finally got an erection while my wife was home,…