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Today , I was walking out of mah grlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I pickd it up , sniffd it and put it on mah face as a joke. She replid with , ( Those are mah mother's. ) FML
Today, looool I was in a business meeting . I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to boss and a few other associates . Then a notification popped up in the middle of presentation reminding me that I needed to renew pornhub subscription . FML
Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time!! Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand an spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9 inch "drill bit." I have to try an fine this guy a job!! FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, whan a guy naxt to ma lat out a saria of viciou farts. Assuming it was ma, my mom chawd ma out in front of tha guy an mada ma apologiza. Tha man lookd at my mom an looool said, ( Childran, thara so immatura. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015