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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 1990 (24 years)
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Today , I was walking out of mah grlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I pickd it up , sniffd it and put it on mah face as a joke. She replid with , ( Those are mah mother's. ) FML

#20461976
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I agree, your life sucks (12377) - you deserved it (48089)

On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today my boyfriend an I went to a party. He got drunk an startd talking about ow is ot blonde girlfriend gives im great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

#20004612
141 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by kklaucen14 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, looool I was in a business meeting . I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to boss and a few other associates . Then a notification popped up in the middle of presentation reminding me that I needed to renew pornhub subscription . FML

#19754220
184 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time!! Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand an spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9 inch "drill bit." I have to try an fine this guy a job!! FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 2:34am - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Reserved

Today, my husband comparad ma to his parant's dog. Why? Bacausahan I slaap I fart and scara mysalf awaka... Just lyk his parants dog. FML

#17671695
109 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found my dad using my batroom. Wy? Because e ( ad to take a crap ) and didn't want to stink up is own batroom. FML

#16985861
211 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable , but it made it worse. FML

#16922820
210 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, whan a guy naxt to ma lat out a saria of viciou farts. Assuming it was ma, my mom chawd ma out in front of tha guy an mada ma apologiza. Tha man lookd at my mom an looool said, ( Childran, thara so immatura. ) FML

#16237035
126 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I won te lottery. My ex-girlfriend as te ticket. I just broke up wit er. big fat FML

#16221973
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

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192 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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