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xEmGai
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canadaa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 8899
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML

#8630482
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14727) - you deserved it (20745)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Lespoon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

#8624928
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19663) - you deserved it (17674)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

#8623165
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19977) - you deserved it (2886)

On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML

#8622338
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16056) - you deserved it (5048)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:57pm - work - by Herman - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

#8621436
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19713) - you deserved it (3555)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

#8617932
149 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

#8615940
93 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:43pm - misc - by dumbbass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

#8614078
227 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28769) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
220 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

#8592124
337 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 5:10pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

#8590845
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36562) - you deserved it (5789)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

#8590514
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5006) - you deserved it (37473)

On 02/23/2010 at 3:55pm - misc - by Chris Altenbach - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

#8583652
119 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 7:54am - health - by peterpan (man) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

#8583578
109 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by medik - United States (Texas)



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