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Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML

By goodstudent - / Monday 9 August 2010 17:44 / United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

By Mackdaddy - / Sunday 7 February 2010 14:21 / United States

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

By Wrongtoilet - / Monday 12 July 2010 08:28 / Singapore

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

By Ryan / Sunday 7 February 2010 14:18 / France

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

By fat / Monday 12 July 2010 07:52 / United States