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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10757
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

#8979705
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25498) - you deserved it (2062)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by penpendesrapen - Philippines (Manila)

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

#8974087
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9192) - you deserved it (61456)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

#8973652
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4772) - you deserved it (54397)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38864) - you deserved it (3933)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

#8967212
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29607) - you deserved it (4140)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

#8943287
159 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

#8941097
135 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

#8936856
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11658) - you deserved it (33719)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

#8916376
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29590) - you deserved it (2541)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9146) - you deserved it (38596)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26308) - you deserved it (3689)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

#8900483
77 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 7:44pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
227 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

#8892193
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25072) - you deserved it (3097)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)



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