About xEmGai : Miss HUYNH
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 1:09am - health - by fatflabbyfail - United States (South Carolina)
Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 12:30am - love - by izhamilton (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 5:00pm - health - by lexiiiiiiweee - United States
Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:18pm - love - by wtfuraretard (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:44pm - health - by corleon198425 - United States
Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by sexxibxmami - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by somuchforthat (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 9:20pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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