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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10299
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xEmGai : Miss HUYNH
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Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
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I agree, your life sucks (51504) - you deserved it (4420)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14529) - you deserved it (62351)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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