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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9674
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xEmGai : Miss HUYNH
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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41947) - you deserved it (341253)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8675) - you deserved it (38679)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30936) - you deserved it (5696)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (20881)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18122) - you deserved it (41209)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51360) - you deserved it (4406)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14482) - you deserved it (62153)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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