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Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)
Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)
Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by BadGirlfriend12 (woman) - United States
Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by runandmope (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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