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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11821
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to an elementary scool fir volunteer work. I was askd to read to a group of kids looool during one of te classes. Before I startd reading, a grl raisd er and and askd me if I ad a boyfriend and if I was single. I askd er y and se said "My daddy wantd to know." I'm 16. FML

#12307637
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32498) - you deserved it (3519)

On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to moisturisa my dog's tasticlas cuz thay got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41721) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41575) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

I told mah boyfriend I was pregnant . He went outside fir a "breather" and never cummd back . FML

#12300042
218 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY MAH BEST FRIENDHO I'VE KNOWN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IS GETTING MARRID. I'M SUPPOSD TO GIVE A TOAST DURING THE RECEPTION ABOUT HOW GREAT THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE. I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH THE GROOM FOR THE PAST 7 MONTHS. BIG FAT FML

#12294723
62 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

TODAY , I EARD ON A LOCAL RADIO A SONG I WROTE ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO. APPARENTLY , AFTER MY FAMILY AND I MOVD AWAY , MY FORMER BAND FOUND A NEW GUITAR PLAYER , AND TAT SONG IS NOW TE FRST SINGLE OF TERE DEBUT LP. FML

#12278054
140 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decidd to meet up with me after almost 10 month of phone calls, IM, an emails. He was noticeably disappointd an said I lookd different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

#12271969
165 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Doubleyew1 (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday mah boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him and to move back tohere looool mah family lives 5 hours away. FML

#12195696
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35847) - you deserved it (5643)

On 07/29/2010 at 10:29pm - love - by BadGirlfriend12 (woman) - United States

Today, Whila On My Run, I Saw A Middla-agad Man Slaaping Naar A Businass Condo !! I Approachad Him And Askad If Ha Was "ok." Ha Grabbad My Lag, Hald Onto It With A Daath-grip, And Mopad About How Horribla His Lifa Was - For Tan Minutas !! At Laast Tha Waathar Was Nica !! FML

#12175151
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25806) - you deserved it (8432)

On 07/28/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by runandmope (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother think I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought 4 $2. FML

#12173397
121 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realizd every time I go to take a poop, mah 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at mah feet. I now have to let mah 9 month old sit on mah lap while I shit, cuz I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

#12146210
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31225) - you deserved it (9545)

On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball,ho stoppd and stard at mehile saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passd them, one of them said, "She lookd hotter looool from a distance." FML

#12139792
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31910) - you deserved it (4642)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday , I had been sick all day , so to cheer me up mah dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back , we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43228) - you deserved it (4272)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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