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xEmGai
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canadaa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 8866
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xEmGai : Miss HUYNH
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Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32383) - you deserved it (3551)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17796) - you deserved it (32406)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

#12467820
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (2546)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14995) - you deserved it (39131)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

#12425541
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5903) - you deserved it (23528)

On 08/10/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by clu - United States (Illinois)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33356) - you deserved it (3664)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML

#12411757
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (3934)

On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

#12411056
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24568) - you deserved it (2086)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Scabs (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39093) - you deserved it (12906)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

#12405087
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33625) - you deserved it (3740)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

#12376475
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37900) - you deserved it (2645)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

#12376423
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4729) - you deserved it (44003)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50903) - you deserved it (3656)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

#12321960
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19324) - you deserved it (8201)

On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

#12316172
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (2035)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by Amandajean32 - United States



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