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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 495
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

#18381687
110 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48796) - you deserved it (3763)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
269 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35961) - you deserved it (18869)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML

#18094107
102 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

#18093581
72 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
521 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

#18085773
61 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am - misc - by apparentlyunsexy - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

#18070147
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23639) - you deserved it (3867)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:10am - love - by SNBBFF - United States (Florida)

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29047) - you deserved it (3027)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

#18065493
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24229) - you deserved it (4390)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)



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