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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    10,700%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    19,200%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    75%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    15%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    77%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    62%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    200%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    36%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    90%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Whited666's favorite FMLs

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

By BigMoney / Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:25 / United States

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

By nirvana_mama157 / Monday 28 November 2011 12:51 / United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 28 November 2011 03:03 / United States

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

By lababy - / Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:20 / United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 November 2011 05:23 / United States