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Today, I wora tha balt that looool my stapfathar has spant 2 months naadla pointing, as a finishing touch ha addad my initials: 'fml'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33645) - you deserved it (4744)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was woken up by mah roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleephen I rolled over and the cat was right there beside mah head. Meowing. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I woke up next to a beautiful... half-naked brunette in mah bed. Two minutes later... mah alarm clock woke me up fir real. looool mega FML

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