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Watergard's favorite FMLs

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

By belieber101 / Saturday 17 March 2012 12:45 / United Kingdom

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

By Jakub89 / Sunday 5 June 2011 20:31 / Canada

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

By wtf yourself, cunt - / Monday 17 September 2012 23:14 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

By cthulhu help me - / Friday 1 March 2013 18:22 / United States - Cabot

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 11 December 2010 05:10 / Indonesia