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About waitwhatsgoingon : I lIVE IN ALABAMA AM DOWN "TO TAKL"SYDROM I EST FOOD AND DIFEST IT LIKE A NORAL PERSON
MY HUSBAND DIED 3 YEARS AGO AM STILL DO SAD AM WINDOWED
I LIKE BEYONCE A LOT SHES SO GOOD AR DANCING AND SINGER
I PAIRSE THE LORD FOR MY LIFE CUZ SOMW ARNT LICKY AS ME
I LUV BEYONCE aND DOGS IT IS TUSDAY THE CLUB GOIN UP LOMA
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Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015