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Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
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On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm - animals - by AdamwithanA (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States
Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am beyond terrified. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by StupidBerk (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML
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On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)
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