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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 February 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3097
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About waitwhatsgoingon : I lIVE IN ALABAMA AM DOWN "TO TAKL"SYDROM I EST FOOD AND DIFEST IT LIKE A NORAL PERSON
PEAS
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MY HUSBAND DIED 3 YEARS AGO AM STILL DO SAD AM WINDOWED

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Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20344) - you deserved it (2907)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (9312)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32218) - you deserved it (2379)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (9938)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

#19381159
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26093) - you deserved it (3016)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20221) - you deserved it (2930)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21271) - you deserved it (2340)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31378) - you deserved it (3391)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

#19367964
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22918) - you deserved it (2693)

On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

#19367861
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22961) - you deserved it (2363)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23874) - you deserved it (1736)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23330) - you deserved it (4575)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
181 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9349) - you deserved it (18268)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States



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