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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 March 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3350
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About waitwhatsgoingon : I lIVE IN ALABAMA AM DOWN "TO TAKL"SYDROM I EST FOOD AND DIFEST IT LIKE A NORAL PERSON
PEASe
BUE BYE
MY HUSBAND DIED 3 YEARS AGO AM STILL DO SAD AM WINDOWED
I LIKE BEYONCE A LOT SHES SO GOOD AR DANCING AND SINGER
I PAIRSE THE LORD FOR MY LIFE CUZ SOMW ARNT LICKY AS ME

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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On 01/07/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by owl + bungee cord (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML

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On 06/21/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by assholedad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

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On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 6:33pm - animals - by rach (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

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On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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89 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)



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