Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

waffule365

Search for a member

waffule365

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1202
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About waffule365 : Long descriptions suck soo ummm I like music especially Nirvana, if you want to know just ask but I probably won't respond on here so use kik my username is Waffule. Hit me up.

waffule365's page activity

Visits<b>manchesterUK</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 7:40am<b>SuperDani</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 7:07am<b>sofakingmexican</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 12:07am<b>moribunds</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 7:51am<b>TatiLoves</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 1:21am<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 2:59am<b>kawaiichick</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 10:48pm<b>CorpsmanUp88</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 5:06pm<b>lilprincipessa</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 7:39pm<b>maddmaxx10</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 11:27am<b>NakMuayAdam</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 1:24pm<b>aeore</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 7:20am<b>cosicosei</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 2:02am<b>emleighb</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 9:04pm<b>mesutozil11</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 10:33am<b>ironfey</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 11:50pm<b>kayyylllaaaahh</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 12:43am<b>Luis05</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 10:02am

waffule365's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of waffule365's badges

waffule365's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

#20538066
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48261) - you deserved it (5988)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada

Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

#20537344
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27066) - you deserved it (5015)

On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

#20532138
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31376) - you deserved it (12365)

On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I took a week off work because my father passed away. I was at the funeral home making arrangements when I overheard the owners complaining about how their insurance agent had left them to fend for themselves. I'm their insurance agent. FML

#20531557
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27901) - you deserved it (3127)

On 03/04/2013 at 10:38pm - work - by KathleenSchuler - United States

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

#20531281
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27107) - you deserved it (2341)

On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas came out. FML

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

#20530955
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15935) - you deserved it (26228)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

#20528351
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19289) - you deserved it (40525)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

#20528351
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19289) - you deserved it (40525)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

#20526945
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27438) - you deserved it (2370)

On 03/01/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by cthulhu help me (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35201) - you deserved it (6765)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

#20526546
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10804) - you deserved it (36823)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend a cute picture that I drew for him, with a little note saying "love you." He replied by sending me a picture of a nose hair he'd plucked, along with the caption, "longest one yet." FML

#20526473
70 comments

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

#20526426
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24305) - you deserved it (6572) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/28/2013 at 8:55pm - health - by JimiHendrix (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



FML's blog

  • Jim Trim's Illustrated FML
  • Action stations! I'm back from my holiday, I've got some sort of weirdly uneven tan and I already want to go back to the beach to bum about and finish off my colouring book. But I can't. I'm still…

Friday 29 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: