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by Anonymous / 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm / Transportation
Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML
by myl1f3isfuct / 07/10/2013 at 8:15pm / United States / Work
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
by rent-a-cop / 05/05/2013 at 12:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
by ADickySituation / 05/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was lectured by my mother for staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML
by vegas518 / 05/01/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Good Luck Chuck / 04/29/2013 at 1:07pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Health
by naps aren't what they used to be / 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Love
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
by really_now / 04/25/2013 at 8:56pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by emma_waters23 / 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Animals
by s0m3guy2010 / 04/18/2013 at 8:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Mimi / 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML
by MyLifeSucks / 04/15/2013 at 6:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Fml / 04/12/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
- Today, while having a drink, I noticed a gigantic spider about to enter my mouth. I instinctively… Today, I found out my girlfriend has a beastiality fetish...After letting her dogsit for a week. FML Today, my sister that I haven't seen in years told me she has a bad meth addiction. I just sent her…