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vkc2
  • Town/Country : KNOX, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 January 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 80
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vkc2 : im awesome? :)

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Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (8852) - you deserved it (1081)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (12202)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (3503)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (6064)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (9313) - you deserved it (4406)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (2845)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)



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