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TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML

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148 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MAH NEW COWORKER ASKED IF I KNEW HER DAUGHTER. I RESPONDED YES AN ASKED HOW HER PREGNANCY WAS GOING. SHE DIDN'T KNOW HER DAUGHTER WAS PREGNANT. BIG FAT FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay 4 the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed an paid 4 his own ticket. Then he went ahead an saw the movie without me.

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305 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they ned to cover my expenses. Thier response: "Better fine a place of yur own then, u freeloading bastard." big fat FML

#17896857
154 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, Ma Grandparents Came To Visit. So Far, Tey Ave Called Me Fat, Bragged About Ow Ma Cousin Is Better Tan Me, And Told Me Ow I'm Good Enoug 4 Tem. It's Okay, Toug, Tey Gave Me A Pretzel From Te Airline And A Textbook On Pysics. In Anoter Language. FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON Y MAH THERAPIST WAS SO NICE TO ME ALL OF THE TIME. APPARENTLY, SHE IS AFRAID THAT I'M GOING TO STAB HER IF SHE PISSE ME OFF. FML

#17845036
117 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, my fiancé told ma is ax-wifa was 5 waaks pragnant. I was appy for ar, and glad sa ad finally movd on. Until I found outo ta fatar was. Tay'ra moving back in togatar, for ta baby's saka. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk an smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk an continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD an fear of germs. FML

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150 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Taday out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neigbour's window. On is ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

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246 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriand took ma on a surprisa data to an axpansiva rastaurant !! Aftar ta maal, a got down on is knaa and proposad !! Wa'va only baan dating for two waaks, so I said no !! Ha just silantly kapt staring ma in ta ayas, no mattar wat I said or did !! I andad up aving to walk oma !! FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yastarday mah naw boss lost his shit and flaw into a tan minuta rant against ma about tha ( valua of raspact ). Ha told ma that if I wantd to stay in ( his ) company, I'd bast start toaing tha lina. All this cuz I corractd his misusa of ( your ) and ( you'ra ) in ona of his mamos. FML

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170 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY... 4 THE 5TH DAY IN A ROW... I HAD TO KEEP MAH 7-YEAR-OLD HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SERECH HIS POOP BECAUSE HE "FORGOT" HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THINGS LIKE... IN THIS CASE... A SCREW THAT FELL OFF HIS SCOOTER. FML

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158 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 9:43am - misc - by OopsMonkey - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE ENGINEERS I WORK WITH BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WITH AN ENGINEERING DEGREE WORKING IN AN ENGINEERING COMPANY IS APPARENTLY EQUIVALENT TO A "SECRETARY FIR ENGINEERS." I AM THAT WOMAN. FML

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79 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

yesterday grlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, an is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushd down an forcefully kissd ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a grl. It was her. FML

#17699087
88 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I left ma book on te plane after I'd finised reading it. Te fligt attendant tougt I'd forgotten it, so e cased me troug te airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't ave te eart to tell im I left it on purpose. looool fat FML

#17685983
184 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)



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