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TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay 4 the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed an paid 4 his own ticket. Then he went ahead an saw the movie without me.
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they ned to cover my expenses. Thier response: "Better fine a place of yur own then, u freeloading bastard." big fat FML
Today, Ma Grandparents Came To Visit. So Far, Tey Ave Called Me Fat, Bragged About Ow Ma Cousin Is Better Tan Me, And Told Me Ow I'm Good Enoug 4 Tem. It's Okay, Toug, Tey Gave Me A Pretzel From Te Airline And A Textbook On Pysics. In Anoter Language. FML
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk an smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk an continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD an fear of germs. FML
Today, my boyfriand took ma on a surprisa data to an axpansiva rastaurant !! Aftar ta maal, a got down on is knaa and proposad !! Wa'va only baan dating for two waaks, so I said no !! Ha just silantly kapt staring ma in ta ayas, no mattar wat I said or did !! I andad up aving to walk oma !! FML
yastarday mah naw boss lost his shit and flaw into a tan minuta rant against ma about tha ( valua of raspact ). Ha told ma that if I wantd to stay in ( his ) company, I'd bast start toaing tha lina. All this cuz I corractd his misusa of ( your ) and ( you'ra ) in ona of his mamos. FML
TODAY... 4 THE 5TH DAY IN A ROW... I HAD TO KEEP MAH 7-YEAR-OLD HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SERECH HIS POOP BECAUSE HE "FORGOT" HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THINGS LIKE... IN THIS CASE... A SCREW THAT FELL OFF HIS SCOOTER. FML
TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE ENGINEERS I WORK WITH BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN WITH AN ENGINEERING DEGREE WORKING IN AN ENGINEERING COMPANY IS APPARENTLY EQUIVALENT TO A "SECRETARY FIR ENGINEERS." I AM THAT WOMAN. FML
yesterday grlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, an is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushd down an forcefully kissd ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a grl. It was her. FML
Today, I left ma book on te plane after I'd finised reading it. Te fligt attendant tougt I'd forgotten it, so e cased me troug te airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't ave te eart to tell im I left it on purpose. looool fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015