This member hasn't filled in the description.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29493) - you deserved it (4795)
On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (1662)
On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38872) - you deserved it (1903)
On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23124) - you deserved it (28679)
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8735) - you deserved it (26259)
On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (2257)
On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States
Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19143) - you deserved it (2036)
On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
I agree, your life sucks (55493) - you deserved it (2810)
On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
I agree, your life sucks (36768) - you deserved it (2614)
On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)
Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2503)
On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26225) - you deserved it (8064)
On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25335) - you deserved it (5777)
On 10/11/2011 at 10:22am - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
I agree, your life sucks (25367) - you deserved it (3897)
On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)
Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25403) - you deserved it (3164)
On 10/09/2011 at 7:13am - kids - by chocolateisyum - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (1559)
On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
