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Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 12:18am - misc - by nokitchenforme - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -
Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 6:28am - misc - by loving grandaughter - United States (New York)
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)
Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by robbyrabbit (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 2:12am - misc - by crazyparents (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam
Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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