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tongsinowang
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About tongsinowang : Regular job, regular grade, regular looking, regular me =)

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Today, my fiance proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiance stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60441) - you deserved it (9541)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn'tcome back. FML

#662645 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (21866) - you deserved it (60474)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

#278978 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (59828) - you deserved it (7725)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (60414) - you deserved it (12474)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)