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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML

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On 11/18/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

#20149912
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On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at breakfast, my sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, and acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease. FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by hating labels - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for a job I've been dying to have. As I'm walking into the office, the manager says, "Aren't you my son's ex, the one he cheated on?" All I could do was sit there quietly as he laughed at me. FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 3:54am - work - by emilyparra1 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 2:27am - health - by CC - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by Powerless (man) - Australia

Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML

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On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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