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themilkyway
  • Town/Country : Canada
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Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34357) - you deserved it (3687)

On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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144 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

#20077962
35 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

#20045566
199 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
135 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
207 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

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212 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by mom21 - United States (Wisconsin)

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Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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255 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

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73 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 12:11am - love - by tj - United States

Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)



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