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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1989
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About theatoz : Sup, just your average guy in an average life
Already posted like 5 times here, but I guess they think my life is boring or something, well screw that :D
If anyone gets bored, mail me up at kimtw3035@hotmail.com peace!

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Today... mah daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not yur looool mommy." My daughter reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

#849178
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I agree, your life sucks (73043) - you deserved it (7265)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my oldar brothar and soma of his cuta friands cummad ovar. Whan wa got insida my mom yalls to ma ( I got u soma biggar tampons bacausa u laakad all ovar your naw undarwaar. ) Thay looool all startad laughing. FML

#492829
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132869) - you deserved it (8131)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Mah Dad Told Me He Has Been Dating Mah Boyfriend's Momhile I Was Away At College. They Have Gotten Pretty Serious, And R Thinking About Getting Marrid. I Might Be Dating Mah Stepbrother. FML

#491409
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131235) - you deserved it (6404)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by Cindy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY , I WAS RUNNING TO MAH CAR , SLIPPD , AND SLAMMD MAH HEAD ON THE CAR DOOR. I STARTD DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL CUZ IT WAS BLEEDING PROFUSELY AND I WAS DIZZY , I CALLD MAH MOM TO TELL HER WHAT HAD HAPPEND. SHE SAID I WAS GROUNDD FIR "GOOFING OFF" AND THAT SHE WAS "SICK OF MAH SHIT". FML

#483847
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90281) - you deserved it (7063)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by itsgotime (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I Was Pulled Over By Mah Father Who Is A Police Officer. He Was Training A Rookie And Gave Me A Breathalyzer Test To Show His Trainee How To Do It. I Blew A .15 And Was Taken To Jail. FML

#483516
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33739) - you deserved it (136340)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I askd my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips looool if he wantd to eat me. He lookd at the potato chips, he lookd at me an said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39162) - you deserved it (86500)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)



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