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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2087
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About theatoz : Sup, just your average guy in an average life
Already posted like 5 times here, but I guess they think my life is boring or something, well screw that :D
If anyone gets bored, mail me up at peace!

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Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by Cindy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by itsgotime (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

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