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About theatoz : Sup, just your average guy in an average life
Already posted like 5 times here, but I guess they think my life is boring or something, well screw that :D
If anyone gets bored, mail me up at firstname.lastname@example.org peace!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today... mah daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not yur looool mommy." My daughter reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today... I was on the bus going to formal 4 my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bushen I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realizd it wasn't raining... but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, my oldar brothar and soma of his cuta friands cummad ovar. Whan wa got insida my mom yalls to ma ( I got u soma biggar tampons bacausa u laakad all ovar your naw undarwaar. ) Thay looool all startad laughing. FML
TODAY , I WAS RUNNING TO MAH CAR , SLIPPD , AND SLAMMD MAH HEAD ON THE CAR DOOR. I STARTD DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL CUZ IT WAS BLEEDING PROFUSELY AND I WAS DIZZY , I CALLD MAH MOM TO TELL HER WHAT HAD HAPPEND. SHE SAID I WAS GROUNDD FIR "GOOFING OFF" AND THAT SHE WAS "SICK OF MAH SHIT". FML
Today, I askd my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips looool if he wantd to eat me. He lookd at the potato chips, he lookd at me an said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
Friday 27 March 2015