About Theatoz
Sup, just your average guy in an average life Already posted like 5 times here, but I guess they think my life is boring or something, well screw that :D If anyone gets bored, mail me up at [email protected] peace!
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Theatoz's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

By myennechee - / Wednesday 18 March 2009 05:22 / Germany

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 March 2009 22:40 / United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

By megan228 - / Friday 20 March 2009 21:16 / United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

By Cindy - / Friday 20 March 2009 20:09 / United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

By itsgotime - / Friday 20 March 2009 06:11 / United States