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thatsawkward7

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thatsawkward7

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About thatsawkward7 : Male, 19, have 3 cats that I love and adore. Love anime, and my favorite is currently "No Game No Life". Am a gamer and mostly play Minecraft and dota 2 currently.
Favorite book series: the king killer chronicles & The iron Druid chronicles!

Feel free to message for steam account or just to chat :)

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Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

#20893921
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39795) - you deserved it (3058)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

#20746398
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51759) - you deserved it (3906)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Just as I was about to orgasm, he pulled away and said that my vagina is like a mask and that he feels like Bane from Batman. He's been talking in a Bane voice to my vagina for 30 minutes now. I guess sex is over. FML

#20586362
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59958) - you deserved it (10770)

On 04/12/2013 at 11:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

#20562846
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82563) - you deserved it (8543)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML

#20556322
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51664) - you deserved it (6263)

On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58466) - you deserved it (3665)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

#135663
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (35262)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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