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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1978 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About thats_my_job : Go away. I'm not fun at all.

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Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (3111)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

#20095626
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (5005)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8779) - you deserved it (25462)

On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
171 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

#19395452
101 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

#19394810
219 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

#19361300
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (8201)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML

Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

#19167589
130 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

#19149317
78 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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