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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1978 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 700
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About thats_my_job : Go away. I'm not fun at all.

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today mah grlfriend of nine months made a huge scene looool in public , calling me a "cheating bastard" cuz she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is mah Calculus tutor. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32540) - you deserved it (3226)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style!! I was looool getting close when he suddenly blurts out, ( Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole!! ) FML

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255 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I took a pregnancy test . I waited the longest two minutes of mah life just to realize I missed the stick . real FML

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177 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, my four-year-old son decidd to bite my butt during prayer at church . The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him . FML

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172 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out tat all te tings I've lent to my best friend over te last few years tat ave never been returned were actually pawned off so se could pay er cable bill. FML

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102 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

today a guy in a fancy car tailad ma 4 twanty minutas, just so ha could taka a pictura of mah licansa plata and tall ma thara's a $300 fina 4 flicking cigaratta ashas out yur window. FML

#19394810
220 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

today I realizd that something's wronghen u have to go looool to a mental hospital for a family reunion. mega FML

#19367140
98 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

2day I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slappd my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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121 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I raalizad how bad mah faalings of inadaquacy comparad to othar woman an jaalousy ara whan I startad thumbing down songs on Pandora simply bacausa tha covar art had a battar looking woman than ma on it. big fat FML

Today , I Cut Myself While Shaving Mah Globes. My Girlfriend Now Refuses To Stop Teasing Me About Being "fistd By Edward Scissorhands." FML

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131 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was so busy checking my phone fir live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

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78 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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