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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)



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