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About tehcyberman : My name is Tehcyberman, and I am the hipster of FML.
I'm not one of the entertaining notorious commentators, I just enjoy practical discussion about issues such as these. Message me if you feel the need to, but understand I use my phone for FML, and don't know how to check messages, if it's even possible. It would be cool to be one of the more well known commentators, but I will have to seriously raise the quality of my comments if that's ever gonna happen.
I don't try to be funny or comical on FML, but on occasion I do add a bit of humor in my comments.
I do hate when people mindlessly follow the trends of thumbing down comments that have already been thumbed down, and thumbing up comments that are popular.
Sometimes people hate and thumb down my comments, but that's ok because other times people love and thumb up my comments. If you think what I said was stupid, go ahead and thumb it down and tell me why it was, and we'll see what happens.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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