About tehcyberman : My name is Tehcyberman, and I am the hipster of FML.
I'm not one of the entertaining notorious commentators, I just enjoy practical discussion about issues such as these. Message me if you feel the need to, but understand I use my phone for FML, and don't know how to check messages, if it's even possible. It would be cool to be one of the more well known commentators, but I will have to seriously raise the quality of my comments if that's ever gonna happen.
I don't try to be funny or comical on FML, but on occasion I do add a bit of humor in my comments.
I do hate when people mindlessly follow the trends of thumbing down comments that have already been thumbed down, and thumbing up comments that are popular.
Sometimes people hate and thumb down my comments, but that's ok because other times people love and thumb up my comments. If you think what I said was stupid, go ahead and thumb it down and tell me why it was, and we'll see what happens.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML
I agree, your life sucks (18048) - you deserved it (1249)
On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (1893)
On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18010) - you deserved it (3076)
On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2965) - you deserved it (32972)
On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16121) - you deserved it (1106)
On 07/20/2012 at 3:58am - misc - by Grrr (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16159) - you deserved it (2355)
On 07/19/2012 at 11:55am - love - by InsomniacToBe - United States (Utah)
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14925) - you deserved it (1080)
On 07/19/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by ThatGirl (woman) - United States
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16498) - you deserved it (9127)
On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (2148)
On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (43269)
On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)
Monday 17 June 2013
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