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  • Number of visits : 4631
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About suxs4ulol : I posted many stupid comments, and for that I'm sorry

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suxs4ulol's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

#20039086
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25656) - you deserved it (9686)

On 08/24/2012 at 9:53am - intimacy - by chunkymonkey (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

#20038908
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20815) - you deserved it (2439)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35316) - you deserved it (1786)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

#20037883
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25704) - you deserved it (1484)

On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37452) - you deserved it (10896) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML

#20037577
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16779) - you deserved it (31614)

On 08/23/2012 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Rotarius (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML

#20037487
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9996) - you deserved it (26555)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

#20037324
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21875) - you deserved it (3217)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML

#20037042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24507) - you deserved it (2601)

On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that it's an hour and 45 minutes quicker to get the bus to work, rather than the train. I've worked there for six years. FML

#20036934
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19566) - you deserved it (12946)

On 08/23/2012 at 2:15am - work - by ihatemondays - United Kingdom

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

#20036157
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19238) - you deserved it (1845)

On 08/22/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by idontbleedfromthere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

#20035907
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17796) - you deserved it (1485)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by baffled (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29625) - you deserved it (1736)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML

#20034373
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (1507)

On 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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