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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19616
  • Number of comments : 336
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About supertacowaffle : Lilith Raquel

British/Irish

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Game of Thrones is life.

Valar Morghulis.

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I love A Day To Remember, Parkway Drive, Architects, Slipknot and Bring Me The Horizon are my favourite bands :) Game of Thrones. I love Halo, Elder Scrolls, Bioshock and Borderlands.

just because I need somewhere to list them, if anyone is interested these are the bands I have seen live:

A Day to Remember, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, Blink-182 (x2), Lower than Atlantis, Enter Shikari, Marmozets, Mallory Knox, Hacktivist, Every Time I Die, Neck Deep, The All-American Rejects, The Blackout, Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Korn, King 810, The Story So Far, Pop Evil, Upon A Burning Body, Black Rivers, The Strypes, Arctic Monkeys, Turbowolf, Bring Me The Horizon

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Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16308) - you deserved it (2998)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

#21461238
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18979) - you deserved it (5136)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:37am - work - by Anon (man) - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

#21453582
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22240) - you deserved it (2410)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by brbkillingmyself - United States

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22892) - you deserved it (3092)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

#21443788
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24693) - you deserved it (2855)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

#21440904
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22848) - you deserved it (1870)

On 07/13/2015 at 5:45am - misc - by anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4am; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

#21440806
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22981) - you deserved it (2275)

On 07/13/2015 at 12:39am - animals - by 4am blues - United States (Florida)

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML

#21439825
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27742) - you deserved it (2387)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by Julianapilikusplatosophophes (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25482) - you deserved it (2665)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

#21436121
55 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML

#21434188
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24030) - you deserved it (1884)

On 06/30/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Claudine (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25550) - you deserved it (2993)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML

#21425623
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (3649)

On 06/13/2015 at 9:27pm - animals - by patient_mom - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

#21425446
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22528) - you deserved it (2266)

On 06/13/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by pantsareathing (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

#21423486
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24217) - you deserved it (1612)

On 06/09/2015 at 6:30pm - misc - by I-love-my-tea - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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