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  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23551
  • Number of comments : 359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

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Visits<b>slappygecko</b> - 8 hours ago<b>SweetMaria</b> - yesterday at 5:11pm<b>Kalei_Young</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:08am<b>StyrisSand</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:42pm<b>Marib96</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 6:17pm<b>B_The_Carnage</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:41pm<b>dtut</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:26am<b>turdwrangler</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:00am<b>SiraSiemens</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 6:33am<b>claudiajean</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 8:55pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 7:39am<b>mehibud</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 5:56am<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 9:29pm<b>The12thPaladin</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:24pm<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:17am<b>alexishbu</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 7:45am<b>kingofswedes</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 2:50am<b>SkullHQ</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 1:20am

Fucked!<b>StyrisSand</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:41am<b>claudiajean</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 2:55am<b>mehibud</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 11:56am<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 3:29am<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 5:17pm<b>dtut</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 2:39pm<b>bheaze</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 3:50am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:16am<b>rhiley</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 10:05am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 10:16pm<b>princeofgirl</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 10:24am<b>austinsixx1994</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 12:15am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 1:27pm<b>Utetopia2014</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 3:08am<b>JLattouf</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 8:21pm<b>manuelg1095</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 2:10pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 5:37am<b>Immortal_Toaster</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:02am

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supertacowaffle's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 2:02pm / Work

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

by James / 02/08/2016 at 5:55pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) /

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

by TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion / 01/29/2016 at 7:51am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

by ugh / 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

by sciencenat / 01/14/2016 at 1:36am / Work

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd / 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek

Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML

by whatthefuck / 12/27/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML

by Fat Jon / 10/29/2015 at 3:43pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2015 at 8:08am / United States / Love

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML

by allergies / 09/18/2015 at 10:43am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

by Angus / 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm / France / Kids

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm / Japan / Health