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stoych

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1229
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About stoych : I like a laugh, hate liars, attention seekers and generally nasty people. Be nice! Its much more rewarding than being an arse! Im a mum, student doing a science degree and train puppies for visually impaired.

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Yastarday, I hookd up with a girl at a club, and wa had sax. Sha just lay thara lika a corpsa tha whola tima. It got so bad, I andd up faking an orgasm and blaming tha lack of saman on a botchd vasactomy. Sha actually baliavd it. What tha hall?

#21235982
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43287) - you deserved it (10420)

On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it... I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was... "I can't wait until it resemble a human being." FML

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my househile I was at work, then took an pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessedhen I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

#21159292
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46802) - you deserved it (4834)

On 06/01/2014 at 12:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, to teac ma 14-year-old son a serious lesson 4 bullying a cild at scool again, I grounded im 4 te rest of te year. He just snorted an said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year ten! Tanks, mum!" an appily retreated to is bedroom. FML

#21132433
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44575) - you deserved it (8532)

On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in wen I'm trying to masturbate. Tey even turn on all te ot water taps wen I'm trying to do it in te sower. FML

#21115891
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47404) - you deserved it (18229)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was talking drty wit my usband over te pone wile e was out of town. I startd to verbally act out is fantasy an got quite into it. I was returnd wit silence. Embarrassd, I trid to ang up. Turns out te call ad already been droppd, five minutes prior. FML

#21112406
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41656) - you deserved it (6802)

On 04/13/2014 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today , I was walking a dog at the animal hospitalhere I workhen it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor,ho told me to clean it off to seehat it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the ownerhen they pick their dog up. real FML

#21069925
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36780) - you deserved it (2914)

On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew wat it felt like to have spiders crawl out of mah vagina. mega FML

#21044324
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50843) - you deserved it (5484)

On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue and so r my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair which is now green. FML

#21036650
170 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, AFTER I TOOK MY FIRST SET OF EXAMS, MY PROFESSOR POSTED ON TWITTER, SCOFFING AT HOW STUPID ONE STUDENT'S ANSWER WAS. THE ANSWER HE QUOTED WAS ONE THAT I WROTE.

#21036248
171 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today I bought a new expensive dress fir a date . I left the tag on an hidden in hopes of returning it later . Someone saw it an rippd it off fir me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

#21031476
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25414) - you deserved it (51884)

On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

TODAY , I CALLED THE POLICE TO REPORT THAT MY CAR HAD BEEN KEYED!! I REMEMBER GOING TO A BAR LAST NIGHT AND GETTING DRUNK!! A SURVIELLANCE CAMERA REVEALED THAT AFTER MY DRUNKEN SELF COULDN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR TO MY CAR , I PUNCHED THE DOOR AND HURT MY FIST SO BAD THAT I KEYED MY OWN CAR!! FML

#20977883
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19100) - you deserved it (50159)

On 12/02/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by car keyer (man) - United States (Florida)

I SAW A PSYCHIATRIST FOR THE FRST TIME. AFTER TELLING HER EVERYTHING I'M GOING THROUGH, SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "YOU KNOW... EVERY FIVE YEARS OR SO I GET A CASE COMPLETELY BEYOND ABILITY TO HELP." I GUESS IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS. FML

#20963305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45635) - you deserved it (2988)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:31pm - health - by elle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, WORKING IN A DEPARTMENT STORE, I SPENT AT LEAST 30 MINUTES HELPING A VERBALLY ABUSIVE ELDERLY WOMAN IN AHEELCHAIR FINE AN APPROPRIATE JACKET 4 WINTER. SHE FINALLY ASKED ME TO RETRIEVE ONE SHE WANTED IN HER SIZE. WHEN I RETURNED SHE WAS IN DEEP SLEEP, SNORING AND ALL. FML

#20963001
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35026) - you deserved it (2671)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:51am - work - by Not impressed. - Canada (Ontario)



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