Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

spunkylady

Online | Search for a member

spunkylady

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1449
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About spunkylady : Well first off im a hard worker with an adorable 20 month old daughter. I do anything and everything to keep her safe and happy. I work at subway and a catering shop for some extra experience and income. I love photography, yes I have taken about a million pictures of her, baking and of course raising my baby. I love animals and being outdoors basking in the sun whenever its warm. I play piano and love music. Some of my favorites are Elton John, Toto, the Beatles, bad finger, and quite a bit of classical music.

spunkylady's page activity

Visits<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 7:05pm<b>Ayoomoofie</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 3:28pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:55am<b>luckyme143</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 3:23pm<b>dustydick</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 4:39pm<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 5:35am<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 11:17am<b>nikmiester</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 6:35am<b>julian0605</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 7:21pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 12:02am<b>Druu</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 2:19pm<b>xcarlito615x</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 2:34am<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 11:07pm<b>okcnation</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 3:56am<b>Furby94</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 5:31pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 5:23pm<b>FrankHotpants</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 4:57pm<b>schhichick</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 2:43pm

spunkylady's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of spunkylady's badges

spunkylady's favorite FMLs

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33002) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52168) - you deserved it (16860)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

#21096936
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40567) - you deserved it (3940)

On 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by husbands addiction - United States (California)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67034) - you deserved it (5574)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

#20939955
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42428) - you deserved it (6623)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

#20846099
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41594) - you deserved it (2361)

On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

#20823799
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47137) - you deserved it (6114)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by stillembarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

#20813339
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53511) - you deserved it (8514)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

#20743795
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79462) - you deserved it (7234)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

#20740333
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76245) - you deserved it (17330)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

#20698637
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65706) - you deserved it (18728)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

#20684824
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43136) - you deserved it (7761)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:40am - love - by BellinaNico (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

#20678725
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (2479)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

#20638691
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25771) - you deserved it (68032)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)



FML's blog

  • Cynthia's illustrated FML
  • TFIF indeed. It's time to kick off the suit and tie and forget about work. Some of us are going out for drinks with friends, others are going to enjoy some live music and some brave fools are going to keep fit…

Friday 28 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: