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  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sometimessam : My name is Samantha and I live in the incredibly rainy part of the USA.

I love skiing, scuba diving, watching football, and reading random books.

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sometimessam's favorite FMLs

I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40144) - you deserved it (4535)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55970) - you deserved it (4156)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for te first time. Te moment is looool parents left te ouse, te little sit looked me dead in te eyes and let me know tat if I didn't let im do watever e wanted, e'd tell is parents tat I touced im in is "no-no place". Suddenly I ate kids. FML

#21210892
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52704) - you deserved it (3681)

On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I left the house I'm staying at, not knowing that thunderstorms were forecast. I cummd back from work to find dog shit splatterd all over the kitchen. Apparently the dogs I'm watching don't lyk thunder. FML

#21209155
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37748) - you deserved it (4852)

On 07/14/2014 at 6:48pm - animals - by Hiimhaileypotter (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, me an my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home . My phone started vibrating half-way through, an when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered . It wasn't a phone call . It was a face time . Busted . FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (49140)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat my son as been trying to save enoug of is earwax to make a candle. FML

#21208907
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40801) - you deserved it (5272)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at te mall in te food court, wen some guy asked fir my number . I turned im down, but I was impressed wit ow ballsy e was . Witout tinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half te place instantly fell silent . FML

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that mah phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of mehile I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

#21208679
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (5597)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:31am - misc - by photoman (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, after five years of dating, mah boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

#21208167
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40252) - you deserved it (4263)

On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)

TODAY... I SAW A DRUNK WOMAN DROP HER PURSE IN THE STREET. I PICKD IT UP AND WENT TO GIVE IT TO HER... ONLY FIR HER TO SCREAM AT ME FIR BEING A THIEF. THEN SHE STARTD CRYING... APOLOGIZD AND HUGGD ME... THEN GOT ANGRY AGAIN... AND FINALLY THREW UP ON ME. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (4050)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

2day my boyfriend and I were about to make love fir the first time. The moment my bra came off, he startd hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much fir that. FML

#21208053
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50192) - you deserved it (5354)

On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today , I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home , I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos fir sure , an his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54794) - you deserved it (4429)

On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I Was Singing In The Shower, Not Realising The Window Was Open. When I Got Out, The Neighbours Were At The Front Door, Loudly Arguing With Mah Mother. They Were Complaining About Mah Awful Singing. FML

#21207963
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38884) - you deserved it (6514)

On 07/13/2014 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching an pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

#21207892
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42324) - you deserved it (6257)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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