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I was taking te subway to work wen I saw a really ot grl. Noticing tat se, like me, ad a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is tat Double Ds u ave tere?" Se didn't pick up tat I was talking about te coffee. FML

#1466459
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (89611)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, an ant bit ma penis. Tat was te first 'mout to ever touc it. FML

#1382761
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92084) - you deserved it (22163)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad fir a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin looool her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. fat FML

#1268284
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17939) - you deserved it (49981)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to mah sons 3rd grade class . Tomorrow mah son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him . That won't be happening because Hoppers hoppd out mah 5th story window . FML

#1091481
231 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was petting mah cat when mah new mood ring turnd bright purple. I checkd the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to mah ring, I'm hot 4 mah cat. FML

#1070820
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43163) - you deserved it (15743)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was home alonehile mah mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower , an I noticed mah mom left her douche in there. After , I texted her telling her wat I found an that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It cummed from mah vagina , like u an your sister." fat FML

#1040917
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46660) - you deserved it (21552)

On 04/16/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by duuuuude (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , I was home alonehile mah mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower , an I noticed mah mom left her douche in there. After , I texted her telling her wat I found an that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It cummed from mah vagina , like u an your sister." fat FML

#1040917
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46660) - you deserved it (21552)

On 04/16/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by duuuuude (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, I WAS PETSITTING FOR NEIGHBOR'S NEW PUPPY. A HUGE THUNDERSTORM CAME, AND THE PUPPY STARTEDHINING AND SHIVERING VIOLENTLY. I PULLED IT INTO LAP TO TRY AND COMFORT IT. ONE LOUD CLAP OF THUNDER LATER, AND THE PUPPY HAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ALL OVER ME. FML

#1026583
149 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by Puppysit88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today I was having a horrible day!! I was laying on the couch, crying, when mah dog cummed up on the couch to console me!! I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is!! As I was sobbing, I heard something!! My dog farted into mah mouth!! Twice!! FML

#879478
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65399) - you deserved it (8538)

On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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