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sarah2144's favorite FMLs

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22872) - you deserved it (6467)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30195) - you deserved it (3903)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31298) - you deserved it (4157)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28477) - you deserved it (17108)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34707) - you deserved it (3775)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (6883)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46463) - you deserved it (4935)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51356) - you deserved it (8224)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27177) - you deserved it (3542)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35524) - you deserved it (7819)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

#14622916
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31774) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57810) - you deserved it (12335)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

#13527563
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28761) - you deserved it (3054)

On 10/20/2010 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31904) - you deserved it (28454)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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