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Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28199) - you deserved it (3693)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (4002)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (17027)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33477) - you deserved it (3649)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34748) - you deserved it (6854)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49120) - you deserved it (8013)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25683) - you deserved it (3434)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33823) - you deserved it (7619)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

#14622916
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31465) - you deserved it (3364)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55902) - you deserved it (12074)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

#13527563
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26772) - you deserved it (2927)

On 10/20/2010 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30998) - you deserved it (28052)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39908) - you deserved it (3397)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25818) - you deserved it (6410)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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