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Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

#8007252 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (34545) - you deserved it (2408)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

#7591761 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (37769) - you deserved it (11333)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

#7591747 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (26863) - you deserved it (1325)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (39367) - you deserved it (1669)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

#7566820 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (25295) - you deserved it (1818)

On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

#7564709 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (19893) - you deserved it (3794)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by irishbabycakes (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

#7304423 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (22997) - you deserved it (1911)

On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)