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Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML

#20198811
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On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's father fir the first time; he asked me to explain mah interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with yur daughter" and "I want to be in yur daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in yur daughter." FML

#20198676
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was gatting intimata with currant bootycall whan ha thought it would ba funny to maka animal sounds . Ha "baa-ad" "moo-ad" and "gobblad" until loosing his araction from intansa laughtar, laaving ma thara vary confusad and unsatisfiad . FML

#20198007
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On 12/09/2012 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by Bug5992 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a blind date!! My date turnd out to be very hot, an I had high hopes!! That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approachd, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff an dead skin floating through the air behind her!! FML

#20197946
196 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE (man) - United Kingdom (Barking and Dagenham)

Today, mah doctor finally prescribed me some medication 4 mah arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and mah hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

#20197805
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On 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone!! On the now legles table there was a note from my mother, looool saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank herhen the world ends!! FML

#20197527
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On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my boyfriend of 4 yeres drunkenly introduced me to anoter very special lady. His wife. FML

#20197502
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On 12/09/2012 at 9:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls.. . and why we're single . We somehow endd up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends.. . finding out that we both lyk hentai porn.. . and trading info on Japanese sex toys . FML

#20196663
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On 12/08/2012 at 5:52pm - love - by XxtentaculonxX - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today feeling very distant to mah daughter recently I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly and alerted everyone in the house to mah actions. fat FML

#20196447
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On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it's mah birthday and mah ax husband taxtad ma at midnight to tall happy birthday. Too bad ha couldn't hava taxtad mah naw husband to ramind looool him. FML

#20196242
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On 12/08/2012 at 11:12am - love - by aerythia - United States (Tennessee)

Today my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice kind beautiful talented funny sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Taday I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun . The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shd a massive branch on top of my new car . FML

#20196008
76 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was snooping around in parents closet to see wat I would get for Christmas,hen I cummd across a UPS package. It was the video game I orderd off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressd to me. They told me it had never arrivd and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

#20195835
98 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

wen ma boyfriend and I were getting intimate , I got a nose bled. He gave me a srt to plug it wit and kept going. FML

#20195821
90 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 12:33am - intimacy - by anon - United States



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