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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

By Brian - / Tuesday 20 November 2012 15:50 / United States - Sandston

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 10 February 2013 01:39 / United States - Decatur

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 February 2013 20:03 / United States - Chula Vista

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 February 2013 05:08 / United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 8 February 2013 21:20 / United States - Woodbridge