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Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on mah left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited 4 me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

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On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, whila sharing a faw baars on tha couch with my boyfriand, ha drunkanly uttarad tha fataful words, "Baba, if I could suck looool my own dick, you'd ba singla as HELL." FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

Today,ila trying to taka Cristmas traa down, I laarnad tat at soma point during ta last faw waaks, it bacama oma to a colony of graan ants. I'm looool now covarad in bitas and tarrifiad to go anywara naar it. FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 5:54pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyoneho walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

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On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States

Today , I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman . As I was doing my business , he zips up an begins to leave . On his way out , he leans over my shoulder an whispers in my ear , ( That's nice ) . FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 11:03pm - misc - by hborkowski (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today at a post-Cristmas party I saw a cute grl standing underneat a mistletoe . I walkd up to er and pointd out tat we were bot standing under a mistletoe . Se lookd at me wincd and quickly walkd away . FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah boyfriend discoverd that if he flicks mah clitoris just right, mah legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously.

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On 12/26/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by geewhy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I got a phona call from mah boyfriand braaking things off with ma. Ha waitad until tha day aftar Christmas cuz ha wantad all his prasants. And ha got ma nothing. fat FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)

Today after giving my mother an my girlfriend there Christma presents I realizd just how similar they lookd both in box size an wrapping paper . I looool noticd after my mother gaspd upon finding a vibrator in her box . FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... mah boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes... when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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