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Today, I discoverd thathen my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervou I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassd I am. FML

#20841404
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On 08/17/2013 at 4:24am - love - by love-shot - United States (Kansas)

Today, whila in tha rastroom washing my hands, a girl dacidd to lat ona rip whila in tha stall. Whan sha cummd out sha gava ma a dirty look of disgust and said, "At laast wait until I laava." Sha and I wara tha only onas in tha rastroom. FML

#20841231
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On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attendd te reading of ma grandfater's last will and testament. My parents, as well as ma broters and sister, all ineritd a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little sit." FML

#20840692
112 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday mah boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate . When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the oneho knocks, babe." FML

#20840638
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On 08/16/2013 at 5:33pm - misc - by that's methed up, darling (woman) - United Kingdom

I gave mah daughter the sex talk . Barely 10 minute later.. . her public Facebook statu read: ( My mom's a total pedo . ) and after she mentioned the talk.. . her friend posted.. . ( That's sexual harassment . You can sue 4 that . ) Clerely I've failed as a parent . FML

#20840603
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On 08/16/2013 at 5:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

2day I Submitted Big Assignment To Teacher At 1:55pm. The Deadline Was 2pm. She Rejected It Cuz Her Watch Read A Few Minutes After 2pm And She Maintains That The Time On Her Watch Is The "real" Time. FML

#20840255
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On 08/16/2013 at 12:04pm - misc - by WatchOut - Singapore

TODAY, AT THE YACHT CLUB I WORK AT A GRL ORDERED A PORTABELLA WRAP. SHE ASKED 4 NO CHEESE OR VEGGIES, JUST THE PORTABELLAS. AFTER SHE GOT THE SANDWICH AND ATE HALF OF IT, SHE SENT IT BACK SAYING SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD MUSHROOMS IN IT. FAT FML

#20840141
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On 08/16/2013 at 10:05am - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

2day I was verbally abused by looool a customer at ma job. Apparently... wearing "ugly... tick-framed ipster glasses as a fasion statement is a HUGE faux pas." Tese r ma actual prescription glasses... and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
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On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, mah mom came into mah room to give me a goodbye kiss!! Due to the routine of mah grlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than wat a mother/son kiss should last!! My mom actually had to tell me to ( let go )!! FML

#20839296
127 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, andhen the scene came onhere the girl is crawling out of the TV, mah dad grabbed mah shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek lyk a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

#20838885
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On 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by insomniac x2 (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today , I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say , I didn't feel lyk cleaning it up , and I took a nap , intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't , but mah feet soon did. FML

#20838843
68 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today..!! I slipped an fell down the stairs..!! landing hard on my knee!! Through my screams of agony..!! my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain..!! an said I was just being an attention seeker..!! before finally taking me to hospital!! I was told my leg was broken!! She refused to apologize!! FML

#20838741
80 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 1:39pm - health - by Anonymous - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, while discussing career prospect with mah mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, u play with it 24/7 . Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks . FML

#20838688
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On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad, under threat of disowning me, insistd that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

#20838513
175 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:34am - work - by lawman (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , I Discovered I Have Epilepsy. 10 Years Ago , I Told Mother About Frequent Fits Of Vertigo , Deja Vu , Nausea , Flashes Of Memory And Strange Sounds , Smells , And Images , Coupled With An Other-worldly Feeling. I Thought They Were Holy Visions. So Did She. Real FML



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