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Ralphvboy's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

By gutted - / Monday 7 May 2012 02:13 / United Kingdom

Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 May 2012 22:00 / Canada - Aldergrove

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

By 504-A1 - / Friday 11 May 2012 22:02 / Canada - Barrie

Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML

By medosin - / Monday 21 May 2012 12:10 / Austria

Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML

By nakedweddingday - / Thursday 4 July 2013 02:40 / United States - Long Beach