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Today, my boyfriend got offerd a job at Abercrombie . The first thing he askd was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy . FML

Taday my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner!! FML

#20865414
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On 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm - work - by smurftastic (man) - United States (California)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today , mah boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "condoms r too expensive." mega FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , boyfriand blamd ma fir his affair , cuz apparantly I ( should hava mada it claar to him ) not to hava sax with othar paopla. FML

#20864381
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On 09/02/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by yourfault (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I locked mah keys in mah car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company,ho then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge an a bar to open mah car. All he did was break the driver an passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

#20864245
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On 09/02/2013 at 7:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday after months of patiently waiting, I finally got mah roommates out of the house fir the night so I could have sex with mah boyfriend fir the first time without being interruptd. He couldn't get it up. FML

#20864109
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On 09/02/2013 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Kiddo (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I received an email from mah professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad . FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 1:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Found Out That My Obese Son, Who Is On A Health-mandatd Diet An Exercise Plan, Gorges On Junk Food Whenever He Has The Chance. His Logic? "It Won't Make U Fatter If U Crap It Out." Real FML

#20863945
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On 09/02/2013 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I Resignd From Mah Job In Favor Of A Higher-paying One!! After I Filld Out An Fild The Necessary Papers, Mah Boss Told Me That I Had Been Nominatd To Replace Him When He Retird In A Month!! His Job Pays At Least Twice What I'm Now Making!! Thank For Telling Me, Asshat!! FML

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On 09/01/2013 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, WHILE WRITING A SELF-EVALUATION 4 MY INTERNSHIP, I HAD TO TYPE UP ANSWERS TO CERTAIN QUESTIONS AN THEN SUBMIT THEM. AFTER SUBMISSION, I RE-READ ONE OF THE ANSWERS I HAD WRITTEN THAT SAID, "AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE JON I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE ACCOMPLISHD A LOT." I HAD MEANT TO WRITE JOB. FML

#20863679
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On 09/01/2013 at 9:21pm - work - by OnCompanyTimeToo (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today hile on vacation I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

#20863583
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On 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I want skinny-dipping with my friands. At ona point... I jokingly pointd out how ona of tham had tha smallast boobs of us all. Sha calmly got out of tha pond... drid harsalf... scoopd up our clothas and phonas... and drova off in har car. Tha cops sha calld arrivd soon aftar. FML

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On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah boyfriend's freshly-repaintd car got keyd!! He's literally more of an inconsolable wreck now than he was when his own mother passd away last year!! When I trid hinting that he was overreacting, he told me to go to hell!! FML

#20861652
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On 08/31/2013 at 12:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed 4 my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. mega FML

#20861465
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On 08/31/2013 at 8:14am - health - by faulty plumbimg! (woman) - India



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