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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 September 1990 (24 years)
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TODAY, AFTER RECEIVING A LOVELY MASSAGE FROM BOYFRIEND, I WAS LYING TOPLESS IN BD BESIDE HIM. JUST AS I WAS THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR SOME INTIMACY, HE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, ( MY MOM IS SO AWESOME. ) FML

#14128244
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On 12/08/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by ooblie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, AFTER RECEIVING A LOVELY MASSAGE FROM BOYFRIEND, I WAS LYING TOPLESS IN BD BESIDE HIM. JUST AS I WAS THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR SOME INTIMACY, HE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, ( MY MOM IS SO AWESOME. ) FML

#14128244
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30921) - you deserved it (3539)

On 12/08/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by ooblie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I found out my no-work-axparianca brothar has just accaptd a 50k/yaar job. Ha is still in school and has navar had a job. I work as an intarn for 11 hours a day, gat ruda amail from my boss, and hava 3 dagraa and 5 yaars work axparianca. FML

#14126795
83 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 12:17am - work - by underemployed (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today hile working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I askd him to move and he ignord me continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyd and startd to yell at him. After a few minutes I realizd he was dead. mega FML

#14126104
111 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on yur way home." fat FML

#14119130
116 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

2day I went into labor with my first child, an as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in looool World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, boyfriend confessed his desre to have sexhile I'm on period. He calls it "bloody victory." mega FML

#14087170
211 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

#14086848
62 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by unemployable (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walkad outsida to saa friand frantically waving and running at ma, yalling somathing I couldn't undarstand. I smilad and startad to jog ovar to him until I raalizad ha was scraaming ( RUN!!! ) Wa spant tha naxt 10 minutas running from his naighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
127 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend And I Broke Up, And He Came By To Get His Thingshile I Was At Work!! When I Got Home I Saw That The Only Thing He Had Taken Was Mah Cat!! I Only Datd Him Fir 5 Months, I've Had That Cat Fir 14 Yeres!! FML

#14078710
130 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , Mah Boyfriend Informed Me That He Can't Remember The Last Time He Took A Shower. He Then Told Me He Doesn't See The "need" Of Taking Showers. Mega FML

#14065595
100 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick an lost four teeth. Yesterday I got braces of six yeres removd. FML

#14036176
227 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Taday I found out my girlfriend ad sex wit tree different guys in one day. All at a party. A party tat I was at. mega FML

#14035490
213 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realizd I've been driving fir almost two years and still get exciteden I park between te lines on my first try . FML

#14017590
122 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital an having numerous tests performed , I was told mah intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31821) - you deserved it (4212)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)



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