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rabiesss
  • Town/Country : West Coast, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 September 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

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On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

#14399805
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On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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226 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

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217 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
221 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML

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193 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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88 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

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On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

#14151880
72 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -



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