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patrickalamo
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1627
  • Number of comments : 754
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 24 posted

About patrickalamo : I got my very first FML posted. However, 16+ failures there after.
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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50115) - you deserved it (8586)

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Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12960) - you deserved it (34072)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)



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