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patrickalamo
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1208
  • Number of comments : 608
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 23 posted

About patrickalamo : I got my very first FML posted. However, 16+ failures there after.
A work in progress.

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Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11193) - you deserved it (25901)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)



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