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About patrickalamo : I got my very first FML posted and just thought everything got posted. However, 20+ failures there after.
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Yes, pic number two is Howard Stern dressed in drag... It is my favorite Christmas ornament.

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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53241) - you deserved it (9108)

On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13970) - you deserved it (35799)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

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