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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5346
  • Number of comments : 1974
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About onlychildFTW : I'm not a grammar nazi. I'm also not a fan of having my grammar corrected on here. If you get my drift. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Life is like a rock, it changes through its lifetime until it gets eroded to nothing. Like when we die and rot in the ground.

The first picture has a 2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 with a 2008 Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren next to it. The second picture, look for yourself. ;) Third picture? I don't know, you tell me.

Anybody is free to message me I'll always reply.

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onlychildFTW's favorite FMLs

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18198) - you deserved it (4278)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

#21518877
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16388) - you deserved it (5910)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:47pm - misc - by lookwhereyasittin - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, at my work at a charity shop, I reached into a new bag of donations only to pull out... used underwear. Thanks for your generosity. FML

Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

#21517390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (9630)

On 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jennifer (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

#21517322
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19574) - you deserved it (3166)

On 01/20/2016 at 9:27am - kids - by lambeaster (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML

#21517235
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19217) - you deserved it (1677)

On 01/20/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by college0001 - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

#21517065
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16636) - you deserved it (5678)

On 01/19/2016 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by xsnqw - United States (California)

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

#21516668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20074) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

#21516384
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20920) - you deserved it (1365)

On 01/17/2016 at 8:48pm - kids - by kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, someone had thrown up onto the last remaining seat on the train. Guess who accidentally sat in it. FML

#21511850
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19530) - you deserved it (3144)

On 01/05/2016 at 5:23pm - misc - by sochunky (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, the button on my husband's pants popped for the 4th time. I already used the strongest thread and buttons. He's obviously put on some weight around the stomach, but he won't listen to reason and still blames me for my sewing, which is making his pants "turn against him". FML

#21511680
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (1612)

On 01/05/2016 at 3:43am - misc - by Robyn (woman) - Belgium (Limburg)

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

#21506706
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24064) - you deserved it (2021)

On 12/22/2015 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

#21492969
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (3761)

On 11/15/2015 at 9:34pm - misc - by Potted - United States (Texas)

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

#21490921
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (1563)

On 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML

#21482809
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (2670)

On 10/21/2015 at 10:52pm - love - by kaitiem224 - United States (Kansas)



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