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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3942
  • Number of comments : 1891
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About onlychildFTW : You can call me gov'nor.

I'm not a grammar nazi. I'm also not a fan of having my grammar corrected on here. If you get my drift. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Life is like a rock, it changes through its lifetime until it gets eroded to nothing. Like when we die and rot in the ground.

Really not much else to write. NO GRAMMAR NAZI's! Hydra is welcome though.

The first picture has a 2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 with a 2008 Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren next to it. The second picture, look for yourself. ;) Third picture? I don't know, you tell me.






















If you read this far I'll tell you my secret, it's...


























Yeah, you creep to much.

I'm on blue. :)
No more blue with the new app :'(

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onlychildFTW's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24482) - you deserved it (1930)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm - kids - by Pandistoteles - United States

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28588) - you deserved it (8724)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (6676)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28008) - you deserved it (2314)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32047) - you deserved it (40)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

#21376186
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (18197)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

#21375160
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16039) - you deserved it (24157)

On 03/15/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by epicvixen - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

#21374975
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71) - you deserved it (2335)

On 03/15/2015 at 11:01am - health - by lordtimbit - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML

#21371880
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55) - you deserved it (3793)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:43pm - kids - by LameChef (man) - Poland

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

#21370915
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31435) - you deserved it (5738)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:13am - intimacy - by fruitoftheloom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

#21370722
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26401) - you deserved it (2778)

On 03/08/2015 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by curtain buyer - United States (New York)

Today, my son was at a birthday party. After eating a plate of cake, he loudly asked the birthday boy's mum if he could have sloppy seconds. I don't know where he heard that phrase, but the other kids' parents shot me very dirty looks. FML

#21369892
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (2897)

On 03/07/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33696) - you deserved it (7159)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45895) - you deserved it (2109)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36566) - you deserved it (2399)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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